First they came for the Alex Jonesists, and I did not speak out —
Because I was not an Alex Jonesist.

Then they came for the Telesurists, and I did not speak out —
Because I was not a Telesurist.

Then they came for the Venezuela Analysts, and I did not speak out —
Because I was not a Venezuela Analyst.

Then they came for me — and I signed right up for their Weapons-of-Mass-Baloney campaigns, because? Small salary. Also, Free Markets!™

Also, too … PROFITZ!