It really started with Pearl Harbor (yes, the torpedo nets WERE raised that Sunday, Dec 07, 1941 — but NO ONE knows who gave that order!). Then JFK’s assassination, Vietnam (Tonkin — BTW, thanks Ken Burns!), The 1st Weapons-of-Mass-Baloney (Incubators!), Bush v. Gore (Kennedy & O’Connor did not SIGN the [non]Majority Opinion, ergo no precedent), 9–11 (Godzilla got Bldg 7), the 2nd Weapons-of-Mass-Baloney (Aluminum TOOBZ!), and on, and on, and on. Here we go again (DJIA is headed for 18K).

We are ruled by a bunch of lying sleazy motherfuckers (the Yellow Jackets in France have figured that out).