Oh, I could single out the state of Alabama for a whole bunch’a things — for being an apartheid shit-hole, just like Israel, even after Brown v. Board of Education, would be one of them. As ‘Bama Gov. George Wallace said at the time: “I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.” I suspect you, and your Israeli hasbara pals, would agree with those sentiments, hmmm Joey?

As for New Hampshire, anyone who’s ever attended the Tow Truck Rodeo, or the NH Grass Drags and Watercross Race, or the Great Pumpkin Regatta knows everything you need to know about the Granite State.