“One time my child wanted some food and I told him we don’t have enough money for food, and he said we should just go to the “money making machine” and get some money.”

Too bad you weren’t a BlackRocker, mama. Then you could’a called Jay Powell and just ordered up some freshly-printed moolah from his QE4Ever money machine. Like Larry Fink does every-other-day for his shitty, tanking ETFs!

This FreeMarkets!™ investing stuff’s so easy-peasy!