Thank you, WaPo. Perfect. This Sunday, on "Meet the Press" I'm going to say: "The CIA and its Weapons-of-Mass-Baloney spreaders main job is to dangle fantastical scoops in front of low-profile journalists to bait them into writing conspiratorial false stories, in the hope that reputable publications will eventually mention them, even as rumor.”

And then? I'm going to be assassinated, right there, on-the-air. Live. Be sure to watch.