This Sunday, I'll be on all the network chat shows suggesting how we best deal with the hideous threat from China: first, we've got to bomb the ever-lovin' shit outta as many defenseless little brown people, somewhere near Israel, as quickly and thoroughly as possible. Second, print as many trillions of worthless, "QE" dollars as we can and then give half of them to Israel and the other half to Larry Fink's BlackRock multinational investment management corporation so he can stuff them into the Stock Market.

That always works.